The Usual Suspects

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how do your elephants grow?

On the reverse it says: 'The elephants "lined up", Sarasota rehersols [sic] 1947.'

Tijuana zebra

Any resemblance to an actual zebra is purely coincidental

Dog on Top

Hi ho Silver, and... where's the reins?

Riding the Phony Pony

The buck stops here

Poll Evil

With a head like this, you'd be evil too

The Milk Thieves

They may be funny looking calves, but they're mine.

Horsey Ride

Put the camera away and shove a dime in this thing already.